User:Smasharoo
Card playing, narcissistic, pain in the ass with a really smart soulmate.
Proclaims to be good at a number of things. Some of these assertions have been proven to be correct, but by and large, he just has a big mouth in his giant head. If found to be bad at something, he has a tendency to proclaim that some unfairness in the competition has been found in your favor.
He absolutely sucks at naval command (and also very likely battleship), and cannot see the sailboat.
Also:Likes cheese
Ways to identify a Smasharoo: Really stretchy skin.
Walken
"I'm walking
All by myself
I was talking to myself about you
What am I going to do
I was singing
This song about you
I was thinking about singing
This song for you
The more I think about it
The more I know it's true
The more I think about it
The more I'm sure it's you
Honey I think you're just right
You're just right
I was walking
Like I said by myself
I was talking
To myself about you
Like I always do
The more I think about it
The more I know it's true
The more I think about it
The more I'm sure it's you
Honey, I think you're just right
You're just right" - Wilco.