Palana Willin  

Palana Willin says, 'Yo, ho, in the merry old harbor of Sir D'lere. There lived a small man who lived in fear.  Fear of the pawns and fear of the fish, but most of all fear of the bottle.  One day as he sailed overseas, he encountered a spat.  A lovely lady being harrassed by a buccaneer, tall and fat.  He hid all his fear and yelled 'Let her go!'  The buccaneer said that he would do so.  'I will do so if you can drink from this bottle, oblong and of weight, for twenty whole seconds. Will you test your fate?'  So as the ship did thread the needle around a quarter to five, foolish Turgin drank, passed out and took a dive.  Under went he and the evil bottle too.  Now all should fear the bottle of ochre goo.'