Wenbie's Muffins  

[Sat Aug 23 17:35:53 2014] Guard Wenbie says 'Hello, Elina. What brings you to Qeynos? Must be the mighty fine muffins over at [Voleen's Bakery]. I just love those muffins!'
[Sat Aug 23 17:35:59 2014] Targeted (NPC): Guard Wenbie
[Sat Aug 23 17:35:59 2014] Right click on the NPC to consider him.
[Sat Aug 23 17:36:02 2014] Guard Wenbie says 'Oh, thank you so much. I do get hungry on patrol. Here, please take this reward for your kindness.'
[Sat Aug 23 17:36:02 2014] Your faction standing with Guards of Qeynos has been adjusted by 1.
[Sat Aug 23 17:36:02 2014] Your faction standing with Antonius Bayle has been adjusted by 1.
[Sat Aug 23 17:36:02 2014] Your faction standing with Corrupt Qeynos Guards has been adjusted by -1.
[Sat Aug 23 17:36:02 2014] Your faction standing with Circle Of Unseen Hands has been adjusted by -1.
[Sat Aug 23 17:36:02 2014] Your faction standing with Merchants of Qeynos has been adjusted by 1.
[Sat Aug 23 17:36:02 2014] You gain party experience!!

Yes it only has to be one Muffin. Only the bought kind, not crafted. Also if you ask about Voleen's, where he says "It'd be easier for us both if I show you" he will begin walking from wherever he is to the front of Voleen's Bakery and will stop in front of the sign for a moment.

Guard Wenbie says 'Hello, _______. What brings you to Qeynos? Must be the mighty fine muffins over at [Voleen's Bakery]. I just love those muffins!'

You say, 'where is voleen's bakery?'
Guard Wenbie says 'Oh, it will be easier for us both if I just show you where it is. Follow me. But be quick about it, because I have to get back to my patrol.'

Guard Wenbie says 'Oh, thank you so much. I do get hungry on patrol. Here, please take this reward for your kindness.'
Your faction standing with Guards of Qeynos got better.
Your faction standing with Antonius Bayle got better.
Your faction standing with Corrupt Qeynos Guards got worse.
Your faction standing with Circle Of Unseen Hands got worse.
Your faction standing with Merchants of Qeynos got better.
You gain experience!!
You receive 4 copper from Guard Wenbie.

Occasionally receive, 'Brass Ring'

I tried it for the heck of it. I am lvl 30 so no xp, but nice faction hits for lights. Bad faction hits for darks. I got the brass ring though. It's kinda useless because +1 CHA doesn't really do anything and it's no drop so you can't even sell or give it away. Wenbie doesn't even give you enough coin to pay for the cost of the muffins, so you lose out financially. Not such a good quest considering you could make yourself KOS in Qeynos if you do it too many times.

I can't find muffins ANYWHERE!! I have looked in EVERY bakery and everywhere else people tell me too. Is there something going on that they took all the muffins away??

it is my idea that when one gives enough muffins , one is swallowed up into a magic portal where all the muffins are stored. in Magic muffin land, all things are possible. one day i will save enough money to buy enough muffins, and i will live happily forever.

perhaps some of the muffins are used to breed new orcs. muffin bred orcs would use muffin attacks.

Ignore the people saying this quest sucks. If you want CorruptQeynosGuards faction, do the Inert Potion quest. If you want CircleOfUnseenHands faction, go to Hanns Krieghor in the Rogue guild, make a hotkey for "/say Carson has a mole in Highpass" and keep saying it for about 5-10 minutes. You will constantly gain faction.

If you identify the brass ring, it is really Vanik's Band. I have heard if you give it to Vannik, the gnoll, in one of the Karanas I think, He will say one word in gnoll.

Anybody know what it means, I haven't got around to giving him the ring, and I don't know gnoll so I am not about to.

If you give someone 5000 muffins I am surprised you aren't KOS with them let alone anyone else. Try eating that many yourself.

This quest STILL sucks major butt.

Im level 25 now, and am STILL needing to put on invis after spending 2 solid WEEKS in rivervale and HighKeep doing the chomper and ear/scalp quests.

Say what you want, this quest is STUPID.

This is a nice way to raise your Qguard faction and very cheaply. What you need to do is balance this out and go other quests that help your CorruptGuard faction if it starts to get low. Example, necro's/sk's that start in Q can get guard/merchant faction this way and for very low cost.

It is very foolish to think you can take 5000 neg faction hits and not have to worry about it. It is not mystery what faction hits you are taking, so just use good judgement and dont overdo it and everything will work just fine.

Remember that you should combine faction from Quests with faction earning from slaying monsters to develop your social standing in EQ.

Ignore the comment "DONT EVER DO THIS QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!" you see above. Learn your social standing with the different factions involved and then decide for yourself if this is a quest you should work on.

After careful work on my Q factions they went from pretty much all apprensive to the following: Qguard Kindly, CorruptQguards amiably, Merchants: warmly. This was by a combination of killing gnolls in BB turning in fangs/moonstones and doing misc quests such as this one. It can be done with a little planning.

Dont EVER EVER do this miserable worthless quest. I am Mega-Ultra KoS, and every time my Invis wears off ANYWHERE in South Qeynos, The Rat Minsk, Trumpy and Barstomper instantly spawn wherever I am at, and beat the crap out of me. I had the unfortunate experiance of Binding myself to the fishing beaches behind the Docks, right as i was insta-killed by Barstomper. Wouldnt you know it, I regained my concentration as i was getting stomped.

Killed 3 times in a row before i was able to run (or swim rather) away.

I am now stuck looking for other means (besides the Inert Potion quest, which i would have to do approximately 500 more times) to raise my faction with both the Corrupt Guards and Unseen Hands (which i believe only raises Corrupt Guards anyways).

This is the most worthless, quest I have come across, and is only good for completely destroying any joy of playing this game. I have lost 3 levels in Qeynos, and the only reason i stay here is because it is located near the safest levelling zones.

DONT EVER DO THIS QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This item has supposedly been changed to be wearable on the finger now instead of the waist.