For some odd reason, those that love to play with words say that a lot. Me, I just beg Karana to be rid of these malicious underbulks in Twilight, but I just can't get me no, Calefaction.
Just in case you do not feel like clicking the link hereabove to see the stats of the Fetish of the Nimble, or you are the kind of fellow that hunts underbulk for the pocket change, then I'll just list this nice young monk item here:
Fetish of the Nimble: Magic Item, Lore Item Range Secondary AC 2 Skill Modifier: Dodge + 2% Dex 5, Agi 5
A gift that would keep on giving. As you progress in your dodge skill, the 1.02 modifier would make you as agile as a feline cat of this moon.