You say, 'Hail, Crates the Philosopher'
Crates the Philosopher says, 'Hi there Drewie. Have you come to discuss the merits of the Kingdoms of Above and Below?'
You say, 'what Kingdoms of Above and Below?'
Crates the Philosopher says, 'Have you not heard of our glorious kingdom? Do you not realize that all the universe is ruled from these humble caverns? If you need a history lesson you should talk to Amscray, though if you wish to discuss our philosophies than you have come to the right gnome.'