Boxxy Familiar  

 

So somebody with too many familiars was running around with this one the other day...

I got a bit distracted from time to time by slightly incoherent messages catching my attention, but there was something... oddly familiar about the whole thing too.

Finally the item lore tag awakened a memory from the early youtube days, hrmph.

https://youtu.be/Yavx9yxTrsw

0:00 'Okay, hi! So, my name is Boxxy!'
0:04 'It's been awhile since I performed for anyone... so I decided that because of recent events that I could start anew by performing for you!'
0:15 'Let's just start off by getting a couple of things straight. I don't drink potions. I know you all think that I drink potions, but I don't, actually.'

0:35 'And then another one would be... um...'
0:48 'I saw what you did there!'

1:35 'And I'm all like... crafty.'
1:55 'I'm not a Bristlebane fan, anymore. I've moved on to bigger and better things.'

2:13 'My name is Boxxy, with two X's. Other mimics, like Boxy with one X, are a failure.'

2:43 'Have you ever seen the play, 'Across the Planes?' I was like, I love that play! Because I do. It's like amazing. It's like... BEETLES!'
3:10 'I don't even know who you are, exactly. Buh, buh, buh, buh...'
3:58 'Oh, Lashun. Lashun Novashine. The guy who sat there for six minutes and addressed me in a serious tone. Uh, thank you. I suppose. But, you know, I don't think I should seek redemption in the glorious light of the Prime Healer.'
4:20 'And then, uh... buh buh buh bum. I dunno.'
4:27 'I haven't had my wood lacquered in a really long time. It's such a pain.'
4:49 'So... I love you guys. A lot. Like rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr, RAWR!'
5:04 'Um, that's about it! BYE!'


Now if I can just persuade this lady to put the familiar away before there is an accident...