The oversized Lunch Lady! Yes, the Marauder's Mire Lunch Lady drops this fine piece of head gear. She sometimes fights with an oversized Spatula (her rare drop). She hits fairly hard, but is low on HP due to the poor Marauder's Cafeteria diet that she lives on. She also is perma-rooted to her spot behind the creamed corn.
To get to her, you have to fight all the pirates in line. There are usually about 15, but if you arrive late, the line could be much longer. Be aware, if you agro the oversized Cashier, you could be in for a tough fight. That guy isn't permarooted and is one tough bastage. I'd recommend at least 2 or 3 groups 55+ to take out both.
Be aware...the principal could walk by any time. He's a random wandering spawn. When he does walk by, just stop fighting and smile. The Lunch Lady and all the pirates will stop fighting as well and pretend to go about their business until he leaves, then commence fighting.
BTW...the above is a lame joke...just in case you take everything on these boards seriously :b